Never read Batman fic and Nero Wolfe novels in the same weekend. It just
gives you very weird delusions about the Amazing Adventures of Fatman and
his sidekick, The Man of Action. From his lair hidden deep within New York
City, the Fatman and his Man of Action track down dastardly villains, tangle
with bewitching heroines, and leave behind their calling card, a single,
beautiful orchid. Who could the Fatman be, the world wonders as the police
arrest yet another trussed up criminal vowing revenge against the dynamic
duo? In his comfortable brownstone, the blameless orchid grower and
millionaire dilettante Nero Wolfe shares a secret smile with his assistant
Archie Goodwin as they listen to the news of yet another capture. Yes,
people of New York, do not be afraid when murder comes to call. Simply look
to the skies for the signal of a flower against the moon, and know that
somewhere out there, Justice is sleeping in yellow pyjamas, waiting for your
call. KA-POW! BLAMM! PFUI!

So JKR has released the title of Book Six: Harry Potter and the
Half-Blood Prince. I'd like to go on record with my guess that the
title refers to Hagrid, who is, after all, a half-blood giant. If I'm
right, you heard it here first, people.

Folk music is to punk music as Prince Hal is to Hank Williams, Jr.