Okay, I really, *really* hope that I can either get inspired or at least motivated to write/finish a fic tonight and/or tomorrow, but just in case I don't, I present my New Year's fic from last year. Written New Year's Day night, after we had a brief, rare flurry of snow. FF7. Turks. Feel the WAFF.

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Happy New Year's Eve!

...someone please tell me that I stole this. Please say that I just remembered something like this that tenshi or joy or rose or pyro or some random lj-er put up. Please tell me it's not my fault. (it's Reno's fault, I tell you!)

Squashed (not Sector Seven)

Squashed real flat was Sector Seven
Now it's squashed so flat, our Sector Seven
Been a long time gone, Sector Seven.
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Sector Seven
Got squashed real flat under Sector Seven
So if you've a date in Sector Seven
She'll be waiting in the Lifestream

Even Nibelheim was once a happening place
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Sector Seven
No, you can't go back to Sector Seven
Been a long time gone, Sector Seven
Why did Sector Seven get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Shinra Inc. (Shinra Inc.)
Shinra Inc. (Shinra Inc.) detail

Even Nibelheim was once a happening place
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Squashed real flat was Sector Seven
Now it's squashed so flat, our Sector Seven
Been a long time gone, Sector Seven
Why did Sector Seven get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Sector Seven
No, you can't go back to Sector Seven
Been a long time gone, Sector Seven
Why did Sector Seven get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Shinra Inc.

*groan*