Well, I'm probably the only one out there to enjoy this, but just in case.

Sort of a "how Hakkai got his limiters and made it down the mountain to lie
dying in a ditch for Gojyo to find and rescue" fic. Will make no sense if
a) you haven't seen/read those parts of Saiyuki that explain how Gojyo and
Hakkai first met, or b) haven't read any of the Discworld books,
particularly the Ankh-Morpork books and/or The Thief of Time.

( On with the silliness )